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Please Buy My Book
Many of you have read my blog for years and told me what a difference my writing has made to you. Right now my memoir “I’ll Be The Death Of Me” is only 12 bucks and change, it took me many years to...
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I Wore Out My Vibrator And Other Metaphors
Last Valentine’s Day, I spent a week reviewing sex toys, because I love you. I wanted to see what was out there, by putting it in here. It is now August and I have gotten plenty of use out of the array...
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20 Reasons You Might Want To Skip Becoming A Parent
1. The laundry that one child generates until they leave home, if laid end to end, would stretch as far as the Great Wall of China. Do you want to wash the Great Wall of China? 2. You will spend around...
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I’m Going Back To An Old Love
A long time ago, when I was a mere waif of sixteen, I had my heart ripped into a hundred pieces and scattered in my face like confetti. “Voila. How’s that for a trick? Didn’t know your heart was quite...
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The MILF Code Podcast #14: Felicia Michaels
Download this episode (right click and save) AND/OR READ NOW. Or SUBSCRIBE and get it first! Sweet-voiced and hilarious vixen Felicia Michaels started her comedy career by posing for Playboy and...
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Wanna See Me Do Comedy?
I’ve done three open mikes this week and on the way home I was having three almost simultaneous thoughts. 1. That was awesome! 2. Oh my G-d. 3. I might be too old for this shit. So… the usual. When you...
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Top 10 Things We Never Got To Do
1. Have a threesome with your ex-girlfriend, though you certainly talked about it enough. What a shame because it was such an original idea that no guy has ever thought to suggest to me before. 2. Kiss...
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The MILF Code 2.0 With Felicia Michaels
Tune in tonight! Thursday August 13, 7.p.m PST. LIVE on TradioV. First guests are writer/comedian/actor Bill Dawes (he’s been on Broadway) and sex coach/tantra teacher/love Goddess Psalm Isadora (she’s...
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Watch The MILF Code With John Salley!
Felicia and I interviewed NBA Champion, entrepreneur, actor and vegan activist John Salley, and the brilliant and also incredibly tall comedian Marcella Arguello you can WATCH it HERE! or find us on...
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10 Ways You Know It’s Love
Perhaps you don’t need an Internet listicle to tell you it’s love. If so you are more fortunate than some. Many days in both my work and play, I get the question, “How do you know when it’s really...
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How To Spice Up Your Sex life Part I
I know what you’re thinking- that’s easy for you to say. You’re a good looking blah blah blah. But believe me when I tell you, there have been those that, when faced with my willing half- or...
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Meet My New Boyfriend
Post-Coital Selfie His name is Zwei and he’s from Germany, so I expected there to be a cultural difference, me being a Jew and all. Also most of the other toys I’ve dated have been from China. Not so....
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Meet My New Girlfriend
I have always been up front about my sexuality, at the risk of my female friends throwing me some side-eye. Don’t worry, I don’t want to sleep with you. If I did, I would have come onto you already,...
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Electro Slut
You want me to what?Photo by Ray Mickshaw Let me start out by saying I am not comfortable with electricity. I scream if I get a static shock and a balding chord is enough to make me throw out an...
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How To Be A Milf Part 2
1. Have a kid. Or more than one kid. Or lots of kids, if you’re a masochist. This is the bad news; in order to claim that much vaunted title, you have to procure some children, either through the...
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I Was A Sex Club Unicorn Part 2
… The Guy I Knew But Wasn’t Supposed To Know started to pound Miss Romania from behind and she commenced singing the Romanian national anthem. She had proclaimed that she didn’t like eating pussy, but...
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Don’t Call Me A Cougar
I’m technically a Puma (sl.) a woman in her 30’s who dates guys more than 11 years younger than herself. A Cougar (sl.) is a woman in her 40’s who dates much younger dudes, and I have at least a few...
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Am I A Sex Addict?
I remember the olden days when finding someone to have sex with was less like online shopping and more like a crapshoot. You had to put on make up to go to the store in case you ran into “the one” and...
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Recently Detoxed Off SSRI’s And Ready To Part-ay
Hi there! I’ve been sober a good chunk of time, but recently made the highly personal decision to stop using anti-depressants to medicate my personality. I’m sexy, smart and great at your office party,...
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7 Ways To Move On From An Ex
Sometimes I decide to write about something I am bad at, in hopes that the act of writing about it will help me process and get better. I guess considering I have quite a lot of readers now I should...
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New Words For The Oxford Dictionary
1. Traumacated- the feeling when you realize that you haven’t achieved what you set out to in life and no medication can fix it. 2. Tinderlie- the bullshit a guy says to get laid that you will believe...
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10 Fun Things to Do In Malibu On July 4
1. Take a leisurely drive… down gorgeous and picturesque Pacific Coast Highway, adjacent to miles and miles of stunning blue/green coastline. Or just sit in your car. That’s technically driving right?...
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How To Be A MILF
Being a MILF is less a question of looks, and more a question of what the French call “je ne sais quoi…” and I’m not sure I know “quoi” it is, but here’s what I’ve noticed: When I haven’t showered, my...
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